-We aren't fat enough to activate traffic light sensors.
-Someone opened the creamy peanut butter instead of the crunchy.
-We can't get milkshakes at Sonic because it is 9am and it isn't open yet.
-They don't make tooth paste squeezers big enough for my bottle of chamois BUTT'r
-I can't tell if that bump is a heat rash, saddle sore, or bug bite.
-Grape gatorade day?!
-I am thirsty and have a swig gatorade left but need to save it to squirt in case a dog attacks.
-The line for the pump is longer than the line for the bathroom.
-This granola bar only has 100 calories in it.
-Our first day off in a month is on a Sunday and we are staying in a church that needs us out of their facilities by 7am for mass.
-I can't tell if it is Oreo dust or dirt in the peanut butter.
-We only have 3 week old hot dog buns to make a PB and J with.
-Toilet paper is neither an expectation nor a requirement.
-Children are pointing and staring at me because of my tan lines.
-I just chamois buttered in front of the McDonald's drive thru.
-There are no trees to pop a squat behind in the desert...oh well!
-No alarm and yet I can't sleep past 7am.
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